the crazy blog of god

child-of-dolora:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

oopsabird:

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god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

exeggcute:
“the creator of katamari damacy responded to me on twitter so I can die happy and fulfilled now
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exeggcute:

the creator of katamari damacy responded to me on twitter so I can die happy and fulfilled now

chuckle-voodooz:

chuckle-voodooz:

Did Trump seriously shut down the US government because he’s not getting his way with the damn wall shit

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OH I SEE

the-brawl-girl:

zadiest:

i refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat

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fandomsandfeminism:

tilthat:

TIL a man once sued McDonalds for $1.5 million because of “emotional distress” he suffered after receiving just 1 napkin with his meal.

via reddit.com

No, he sued because when he asked for more than 1 napkin the manager yelled at him and called him racial slurs. Its right there in the source you linked.

presidentbee:

thestuffedalligator:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

really weird to think that samus aran, the woman who was raised by alien birds and has had to fight multiple parasitic alien clones of herself, probably has had the most normal life out of all the major nintendo protagonists  

Mario: *teams up with a baby version of himself to fight alien mushroom people*

Link: *gets transformed into a wolf by traveling between different dimensions due to shadow magic*

Kirby: *has a rogues gallery consisting of everything from a magician cartoon mouse to reality-warping god machines that live in space*

Samus Aran: *goes to an alien planet, beats up some jerks, collects her paycheck, goes home and reheats some leftover ravioli and passes out in front of the tv*

The only reason Samus wears the Zero Suit for Smash Bros is so nobody knows her real off-mission wardrobe is an oversized t-shirt with an unidentifiable stain near the collar and a pair of shorts with the word “JUICY” written in an alien language written across the butt

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I had to draw her and add some smudged mascara. You KNOW shes too lazy to wash off her makeup after smash

swiftpaw12:
“ laderdesders1:
“ fitmaree:
“Can’t risk it
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The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
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swiftpaw12:

laderdesders1:

fitmaree:

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

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Reblog if you think thick thighs are great
YA’LL….

neoladyapollonia:

memesandmagik:

krxs100:

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Mainstream Media Now Openly Reporting on the Elite Lining Up to Ingest the Blood of Children…. Seriously

Once the talk of conspiracy theorists — the rich ingesting the blood of the young to foster longevity — is now a reality and an actual business in the United States. Not only is it a business but billionaires are actually admitting their interest in it. Now, even the mainstream media is reporting it.

Peter Thiel, the billionaire co-founder of PayPal and adviser to Donald Trump told Inc. magazine:

“I’m looking into parabiosis stuff, which I think is really interesting. This is where they did the young blood into older mice and they found that had a massive rejuvenating effect. I think there are a lot of these things that have been strangely under-explored.”

As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions.

Aside from the gruesome historical and occult background of such practices, there is literally NO DATA that suggests the process even works.

“There‘s just no clinical evidence [that the treatment will be beneficial], and you‘re basically abusing people‘s trust and the public excitement around this,” Stanford University neuroscientist Tony Wyss-Coray, who conducted a 2014 study of young blood plasma in mice, told Science magazinelast summer, as reported by Vanity Fair. 

#STAYWOKE

I know I say this all the time but damn I hate this timeline

Bathory, is that you?